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Friday, June 20, 2003


Why yes, I would jump off a bridge if everyone else did it!

posted by Doc at 4:26 PM

Thursday, June 19, 2003


The following is a copy from a trumpet board that I thought was kinda right on target. This guy is living in Jerusalem as he writes this:

An Apology
Prof. Stephen Berger, Tel Aviv Medical Center and
Liad Bar-EL

Following the latest atrocity in Jerusalem, Secretary of State Powell urged the Palestinians to issue some form of denunciation.
Prime Minister Mahmoud Abbas complained that only the Palestinian side is ever required to denounce terror.

Predictably, the Palestinian denunciation later mumbles that they "deplore the murder of civilians on both sides."

Perhaps the Palestinians have a point, and so to set the record straight, I do hereby denounce the following in the name of the Jewish People:

1. All Jewish suicide bombers who have ever acted against Arabs.

2. All Arab buses blown up by Jews.

3. All Arab pizza parlors, malls, discotheques and restaurants destroyed by Jewish terrorists.

4. All airplanes hijacked by Jews since 1903.

5. All Ramadan feasts targeted by Jewish bombs.

6. All Arabs lynched in Israeli cities; all Arab Olympic athletes murdered by Jews; all Arab embassies bombed by Jews.

7. All mosques, cemeteries and religious schools fire bombed or desecrated by Jews in North Africa, France, Belgium, Germany, England or any other country.

8. The destruction of American military, governmental and civilian institutions in Kenya, Pakistan, Iran, Saudi Arabia and Yemen - along with the murder of U.S. Marines and diplomatic personnel.

9. All Jewish school books which claim that Arabs poison wells, use Christian blood to bake pita, control world finance, and murdered Jesus; or that Arab elders meet secretly to plot a world takeover.

10. And I am particularly ashamed at the way my fellow Jews attacked the World Trade Center, Pentagon and civilian aircraft on September 11th, and danced in the streets to celebrate the act.

posted by Doc at 8:53 AM

Tuesday, June 17, 2003


Ahhh sleep we hardly knew ya!
Tonight we're dropping Camden off at the grandparents so we can go to a low country boil at a church friend's house for his 50th birthday. Sorry I havnt been posting anything, but honestly it's been raining every day here and that combined with no sleep makes doc a dull boy.

posted by Doc at 5:29 PM


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